two posts in one day! why your positively mad woman!

ALSO:

holy shit you're on facebook!

19:30Ana

yes, i am

19:30Ary

WOW

19:30Ana

my brother was showing me a croche doll

called papafuck

19:31Ary

ohlovely

19:31Ana

i think my facebook chat is mildly broken

19:32Ary

how come?

19:32Ana

becasue it keeps not letting me type

and making crackling noises

19:33Ary

that sounds mildly broken

19:33Ana

yeah, but it's stopped now.

19:34Ary

GHETTO

19:34Ana

pretty much

19:34Ary

i need to piss and i think you should do something about it.

19:35Ana

but i havn't learn't the drought spell yet!

19:36Ary

go to the library and figure it out

19:37Ana

but it's late, madam pince would never allow it!

19:37Ary

borrow harry's invisibility cloak, it might be in the restricted section

19:39Ana

you know harry's off with dumbledore tonight.

19:41Ary

oh yeah that's right. All this secret Harry and Dumbledore business is pretty irritating. The big grand quest to bring down the dark lord and only DUmbledore and Harry are important enough to do it.

19:43Ana

come of it ronald, you know we'll be able to help if we're needed, its about the greater good and not your personal glory, andway, you should just use the bathroom if you really need to go!

19:51Ary

I spose so.. But you can't really talk hermione, you're always helping him out with all your facts. I'm just Ron Weasley. Harry's useless mate. He could at least let me in on whatever they get up to.

20:01Ana

look ron you and i both know that's just not true, and honestly the things some people think, i will remind you of my blood status and all the respect THAT has earned me, thank you very much.

20:02Ary

GO FUCK VIKTOR KRUM!

20:05Ana

well there is no need to be rude, i'm sure LAV LAV would disapprove!

20:06Ary

lav lav always approves of fucking, unlike you you fridgid bitch

20:07Ana

FUCK YOU RON!

20:07Ary

MAYBE I WILL!

20:08Ana

i'm glad i didn't help you with you piss!

and nobody even knows who you are you retarded ginger fuck!

20:10Ary

at least my piss pure, unlike you MUDBLOOD

20:10Ana

well i may be a mudblood but atleast i've never made myself vomit slugs because i'm so inept at magic!

20:13Ana

ha, havn't got a response to that now have you!

20:15Ary

you know that was because of the whomping willow! because i'm brave enough to break the rules. Because i'm a real Griffindor!

20:17Ana

oh, really, i was unaware it was bravery that lead to you crashing into a tree that beet you up, i was under the impression people still called that stupidity.

best conversation of my life.